10. Eco-friendly way to get rid of ants: place cucumber peelings where you have the little pests overnight. Child and pet friendly and you dispose of them the next day.
11. Black Licorice will cure constipation nine times out of ten. Source: How Does She
18. A rope light attached under cabinets makes a great night light for kids bathroom.
19. Put dice in a small tupperware container. Now you can shake your dice without losing them. Genius for car trips.
The Three Little Pigs Eat Dinner
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.
The waiter comes and takes their drink order. "I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy. "I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy. "I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy.
The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for dinner.
"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy. "I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy. "I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy.
The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
"I want a banana split," said the first piggy. "I want a root beer float," said the second piggy. "I want water, lots and lots of water," exclaimed the third little piggy.
"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter! to the third little piggy, "but why have you only ordered water all evening?"
You're gonna LOVE me for this.... Hold on to your seat.
At the risk of you never coming back here ever again........
The third piggy says - "Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!"